Conversations with Bosley

September 4, 2008

Bosley: Hey Mom, can you get all of the neighbors to stop asking if I am a Golden Doodle when we are out on walks? I mean, it is an insult to my breed and pedigree. First of all, they should know that you guys are way too cool to adopt a dog with the word “Doodle” in its name. While they have their own level of cute, as adults they just sort of look like furry labs on stilts. Everyone knows that. I am a wheaten terrier in every sense of the word. I would rather play keep away than fetch, I like to kill rabbits, I love to assault everyone who comes through the door with kisses, and I even jumped over the couch once to greet my Dad. Not to mention the fact that I am completely stubborn and ornery. I mean really, look at how handsome I am! A golden doodle doesn’t hold a candle to me.

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