Me: Arwyn, did you take Judah’s socks off?
Arwyn: Yep!
Me: Why?
Arwyn: Cause I wanted to smell his stinky feet.

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This is a great conversation I had with my two older children today.
Arwyn: Mommy, I love you!
Me: I love you too!
Breckin: Mommy, I love you one hundred fifty four!
That kid is awesome. I love the way his mind works.

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Me: (clearing my throat)
Arwyn: Mommy, you have a frog in your throat.
Me: Yes, I do. Do you want to see it?
Arwyn: Yeah.
Me: (opening my mouth and getting close to her) Ribbit! Ribbit! Do you see it?!
Arwyn: No, I didn’t see it Mommy.
Me: Are you sure, it’s [...]

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We were leaving the gym today and had the following conversation..
Arwyn: Mommy, did you go upstairs? (at the gym)
Breckin: What did you do up there Mommy?
Me: I was on the elliptical for 30 minutes and then I lifted weights so my arms will be big and strong.
Arwyn: Mr Incredible has big strong [...]

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Arwyn: Mommy! (she lifts up her shirt and exposes her belly)
Me: Arwyn keep your clothes on please.
Arwyn: No Mommy, I want you to feel the baby in my belly move. I have a baby Evie in my belly. (Evie is her new little cousin)
Me: I would love to [...]

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Conversation with Breckin
Breckin: Hey Mommy! I think “fart” and “fish” both start with the letter “F”.
Me: Yes, they do.
Seriously, what is it with kids and potty talk!
Conversation with Arwyn
I ended up having to explain nursing to the kids the other day because they kept saying they were going to give Judah bottles. [...]

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Me: Arwyn, what do you want for dinner?
Arwyn: I want a peanut butter samich! Ribbit! Mommy, do frogs eat food?
(Needless to say, she thinks she is a frog. Has been for about 2 weeks now.)

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Breckin: Mommy, what are these?
Me: Those are spiderman boxers Mommy bought for you. They are underwear.
Breckin: (confused look on his face) Are they for boxing?
Arwyn: Mommy, I want to “grow down” and change into a baby.

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Arwyn: Mommy, get my boat off of the floor and give it to me! (she was on the bed and didn’t want to get down)
Me: Arwyn, you need to ask Mommy nicely if you want help getting your boat.
Arwyn: (crosses her arms and huffs) I don’t need my boat. It [...]

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Today, Breckin ran downstairs with Arwyn quickly following. Here is what happened…
Breckin: Mommy! Arwyn hit me!
Me: Breckin, you have been picking on her, so you might have had that coming.
Arwyn: (glaring at him and completely disgusted) I didn’t hit you! I pushed you!
I would love to say that I [...]

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