Jeremiah and Breckin were driving today and had the following conversation.
Breckin: Daddy, I see a McDonalds. There are three McDonalds.
Jeremiah: There are a lot more than that.
Breckin: 7 McDonalds?
Jeremiah: No, more than that.
Breckin: 10 McDonalds?
Jeremiah: No. There are McDonalds’ all over the place Breckin.
Breckin: Whoa!
Later that night I [...]

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Conversation #1
Me: Breckin, did you know that you used to be inside Mommy’s belly?
Breckin: Yep. That was when I was at level 0.
Me: Level 0, huh? What level are you at now?
Breckin: Level 4.
Conversation #2
Breckin: Arwyn, get off of my bike! It is only for 1 player. [...]

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This morning, when Breckin woke up, I had to show him my birthday present. He loves gadgets and anything electronic/computery.
Me: Breckin, do you want to see what Daddy gave me for my birthday?
Breckin: Sure, Mommy.
(I get the present out)
Breckin: Whoa Mommy! That’s a new IPod!
Me: It’s called an [...]

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This morning, Breckin got off to a rough start. He was throwing his second tantrum in one hour because I gave him a banana for breakfast after he had asked me for a……banana. Anyway, here is how the conversation went.
Me: Breckin, if you don’t stop acting this way, I am [...]

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This morning, I was fixing a cabinet door in the kitchen. Breckin stopped by to watch me for a second and said this:
“Hey Mommy, Handy Manny can fix that. You don’t fix it.”
Oh, to live in a world where cartoons are reality.

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Conversation #1
Arwyn: Shhhh. Mommy, be quiet. The pee-pee is coming. (she says this when she is sitting on the potty)
Conversation #2
Arwyn: No no puma!
Me: Arwyn, the puma is not going to get you. (Thanks to Diego, she is afraid of pumas)
Arwyn: Mommy, the puma eat my popcorn all gone.
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Scene - Jeremiah, Arwyn and I were all eating steak. Breckin was having a PB&J sandwich because he didn’t want steak.
Jer - Everyone has some (steak), except Breckin.
Breckin - I don’t want any except Breckin.
Breckin was thinking that the steak was called “except Breckin.”

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Yesterday morning, I made Breckin and Arwyn star shaped pancakes. For fear that Breckin would lose it if I cut his star up, I left each star in tact. He was attempting to cut his star up so he could eat it when we had the following exchange of words.
Breckin: [...]

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I went to get Arwyn up after her nap yesterday, only to find her in her birthday suit. This is our conversation involving her lack of diaper.
Me: Arwyn, where is your diaper?
Arwyn: Dare diz! (There it is)
Me: Why did you take your diaper off?
Arwyn: I don’t know.

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Conv #1
Breckin and Arwyn are standing in the kitchen waiting for me to dry them off. They are in their swimsuits because we were just outside playing in the water.
Breckin: Hey Arwyn, when I get big like Daddy, I am going to have hair on my boobies (middle of chest) too! Just [...]

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