Once we arrived home, Arwyn and Breckin both asked for a snack. Since I knew they had eaten very little at dinner, I told them they could have a small snack before running off to bed. I opened the pantry for them so they could pick our their snack of choice. Arwyn pulled out the box of Goldfish crackers. For some reason, Breckin told her she couldn’t have them and grabbed them from her hand. Arwyn started screaming at the top of her lungs. I took the box from Breckin and gave Arwyn a small bowl with some goldfish in it. Arwyn was still screaming and screaming. So, with the bowl in her hands and murder in her eyes, she slowly turned to Breckin, who was sitting on the floor, and smacked him in the head with the bowl. Goldfish flew everywhere and she seemed satisfied (but still screaming) with her method of revenge. This caused Breckin to start screaming at the top of his lungs, even though I am quite sure the assault didn’t hurt in the least. I called out for Jeremiah to come into the kitchen. I just couldn’t handle the situation because I was laughing hysterically in the corner and couldn’t stop. I could hardly breathe. Jeremiah walks in the kitchen to see all three of us crying. Arwyn and Breckin are crying out of anger and I am crying because I can’t stop laughing at them. It was just one of those moments in parenting. Even as I sit here writing the story, I am laughing. So funny.